Oligarchs Hate This One Weird Trick: Reform #4 Will Leave CEOs Crying in Their Golden Parachutes

Written by Compliance Liaison · May 5, 2025

We added 14 new entries to our growing reform library—targeting stealth consolidations, regulatory sabotage, ancestral land injustice, and more. Here’s what’s new:

• Rescind the Alien Enemies Act
• Rescind Foreign Investment Loopholes
• Stop the Sale of Public Lands
• Prevent Stealth Acquisitions (think Twitter deal)
• Eliminate Redundant Grant Reporting Requirements
• Hiring and Staffing of HHS
• Modernize Public Health Infrastructure
• Get FDA Rules Approved Faster… Not Slower
• Prevent Hospital Merger Loopholes
• Limit Physician Self-Referrals
• Restore Patient Right-to-Know Hospital Prices
• Repatriate Ancestral Lands
• END DOGE: Rescind Meta-Oversight Authority (This one is a lot of fun. Highly recommended.)

🗂️ And we added 3 new categories:

• Healthcare & Public Health
• Environmental Justice
• Government Oversight & Transparency

This puts us at 36 public-benefit deregulation submissions so far, with over 40 more waiting in the wings.

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🗳️ Submit Your Own Suggestion

Every one of these is a rejection of status-quo neglect and a blueprint for what comes next.

Read them. Share them. Submit relentlessly.

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- Compliance Liaison, Department of Deregulation